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You know why I would make a shitty lawyer? Because your argumentation skills, your ability to find, present, and defend evidence doesn’t mean a damn when the people you’re trying to convince can’t or won’t follow basic logic.

Crossing law school of my list of stuff I could do, come May. Well, I guess it’ll save me 200 grand and a fucking ridiculous pantsuit.

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Seriously, today?

I understand that it could always get worse. I just don’t understand why today has to continue to prove it, on the hour every hour.

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thedailywhat:

The More You Know of the Day: And so, one of the greatest mysteries of our time is finally solved: Ice Cube’s “good day” took place on the 20th of January, 1992.

How did Murk Avenue’s Donovan Strain arrive at that particular date? Using details gleaned from the song’s lyrics, Strain was able to conclude the following: 

The ONLY day where:
Yo MTV Raps was on air
It was a clear and smogless day
Beepers were commercially sold
Lakers beat the SuperSonics
and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…
         
          JANUARY 20 1992

So there you have it. Twenty years and one week ago today was what shall henceforth be known as the first annual National Good Day Day.

[gawker.]