You know, it strikes me that only a few of you follow my “strictly-of-sparty” instagram, so you will have missed gems like this one. You’re welcome.

And yes, there are more. No, I don’t think she’s religious, but I think it’s rude to ask. I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say, though, that if she’s praying, it’s to the Chicken God of the Boston Market pantheon.